congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

whitegirlsaintshit:

I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH

whitegirlsaintshit:

I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all

grossmidousuji:

"this is my favorite character i love him so much i want to see him distressed and in emotional pain (⊙ω⊙✿)”

*character undergoes distress and emotional pain* nO I TAKE IT BACK BABY PLEASE

When we were young, Jaime and I, we looked so much alike, even our father couldn’t tell us apart. I could never understand why they treated us differently.

greymichaela:

MARK

*stabs person with horn for spoon*

GUYSGUYSGUYS ADRIAN MADE A LES MIS REFERENCE I REPEAT /ADRIAN MADE A LES MIS REFERENCE/ I CAN’T RIGHT NOW

GUYSGUYSGUYS ADRIAN MADE A LES MIS REFERENCE I REPEAT /ADRIAN MADE A LES MIS REFERENCE/ I CAN’T RIGHT NOW

"My plan is to enjoy the food until you kick me out."
The Selection by Kiera Cass (in other words: me at any point in life)
"How many more gay people must God create before we realise He wants them here?"
Hawaii house representative (via stephenlovegrove)

frickthedoldrums:

reblog this and you will get a random wikipedia article