I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all
"this is my favorite character i love him so much i want to see him distressed and in emotional pain (⊙ω⊙✿)”
*character undergoes distress and emotional pain* nO I TAKE IT BACK BABY PLEASE
"My plan is to enjoy the food until you kick me out."
The Selection by Kiera Cass (in other words: me at any point in life)
"How many more gay people must God create before we realise He wants them here?"
Hawaii house representative (via stephenlovegrove)